G. Spud's first night

East

Oh yes met up with the lads yesterday and I`m already in trouble DEEEP

3 countries in 1 day and no time to even spike my tuft up, although we bought some more fussball stickers, there`s always time for fussball stickers.

Toilets - 4 out of 10, had a bit troub with the backdoor already.

Bratwurst and wiene schnitznel - 8 out of 10, plenty of meat to keep me goin here though

Bratislavian women - 9 out of 10, absolute heaven on legs, the way mother nature intended

austrian people 6 out of 10 - lacking in juice and hair (u know wot i mean Ross Popejoy)

So in short left England at half 6 in the morn, after 2 hrs sleep, went to Bratislava, had a peek and a coffee, got on a train, thought i was still in Bratislava - was in fact Vienna, cos no one told me, almost got run over, had the worst shot of peach schnapps ever, lots of food - maybe not enough, watched James insult an entire nation by him tellin an Austrian about Dr Fritzel - bad move, alot of unhappy Europeans, saw a girl fall over - John laughed at her and got told in German that he was a Nazi.

Off now to hopefully the museum of contraception, then buy more football stickers, drink, meat and salsa dance with some ladies.

Help me

east