A quick tour...

...is a good tour.

So the end of JT5 is complete. There were lots of laughs, drinks, meat, fit European women and soon-to-be divorced hostel managers.

And the fact that a local cabbie was asking me for directions, made a mockery of the Bulgarian taxi drivers. Where's Sat Nav/Google Earth when you need it? 

So what did I learn about all the others?

James - is officially the best tour guide ever, bar none. He pops in a Jimbo Fact at just the right time and makes it manageable enough to understand. He will still around on Jimbo Tours 20 in Benidorm, telling everyone about the time he remembered it as an 18-30 piss up and not as a historical place of beauty.

John - gives everything last drop of energy he has, until the last night, by which he is then absolutely knackered and not up-for-it. Its called having the 'final nite blues'.

Shauny G - an absolute legend. Always up for a walk up a mountain in the first hour, then spends the rest of the Tour moaning about how his calves hurt and the fact that he hasn't read The Sun for at least 3 days, because these 'foreigners don't speak proper English'.

Danny - definitely Man of the Tour, but still learning the hard facts about Jimbo Tours. Loves a Pina Colada on a beach full of chavs, offering cheap booze and the odd bit of violence, if necessary. Get him drunk enough and he'll do anything as well (i.e a dip in a pool at 2am, in just his pants). The British version of Stevie B. 

An enjoyable break, who knows what Jimbo Tours 6 will be like?

And will Arnie be there?

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